A Calle

To fuck your best friend, one of your friends' best friends and that girl from your drama play

OMG, you did not just fucking do "a Calle!"

by Totally not Phillay November 9, 2015

Brazilian phone call

When you okay telephone but you’re both cups and the string.

A Brazilian phone call: “I want to lay the side of my face on your cheek and communicate with you through your butthole.”

by JayeKaye October 6, 2025

Call of Duty

The most realistic and the first game ever. Only true gamers play it.

Meanwhile in Call of Duty, true gamers laugh about Battlefield's primitive physics engine. Arma was an attempt by a failing Czech developer to make Call of Duty 'more realistic'. However due to the fact that Call of Duty was already as realistic as a video game can possibly be, they panicked. They made a shameless rip-off and slapped 'military simulator' on the front. True gamers are smart enough to know this, hence why Arma averages 67 on Metacritic, whereas Call of Duty averages 98-100. Call of Duty players laugh down at players of every other game, knowing they are Call of Duty rip-offs. Call of Duty is the most realistic video game with the most advanced engine. The world's leading video game scientists have confirmed this, so it isn't as much 'thinking' as it is 'knowing'. And Call of Duty can't possibly RIP those games off. Call of Duty was the first video game, so there wasn't anything for it to rip off.

by mynameisbetter August 13, 2021

Calling the beagle

at some point in the past, Andrew Secunda, celebrity co-host of Star Trek: the next conversation podcast, went to a dog show with an ex-girlfriend. At the beginning of the show, he said that the beagle was going to win and ultimately he was right.

This story has been told time and time again with no recollection of ever having being told in the past. Because of this, the phrase “calling the beagle“ has been used to reference stories which are told multiple times by a person without any recollection of the story ever being told before.

“and then I said…”

“Yeah I know what you said. You’re calling the beagle.”

by BillMcGov March 7, 2025

Myabe tanisha will call your dog ass

If she ever stop fking with that brain surgeon lawyer se fuking with nigaaa

When some one got that old yee yee as haircut. Myabe tanisha will call your dog ass.

by ObamnaSOdaaah May 13, 2023

Schrödinger's roll call

A thought experiment for online classes in which the student may be simultaneously present and absent as a result of their attendance being linked to studiousness

The class had 50 students online, when called on only 10 respond

It was a Schrödinger's roll call captured by teams.

by 11 tabs & it becomes Urban dic June 17, 2021

call of duty bo1

The best call of duty because of the zombies campaign and multiplayer if you never played it i feel bad for you

Yo you want to play call of duty bo1

by Dobbybobby April 4, 2023