butt thugging asshole

someone you really really hate

jim:that bastard james is a butt thugging asshole he told my sister Laura I had cancer when I dont
Sara: that's terrible

by bullshit meister November 7, 2017

white chocolate asshole

The name you give your asshole when you are White. Generally used in a derogatory way.

See also:
Milk Chocolate Asshole
Dark Chocolate Asshole

That principal can suck my white chocolate asshole if he thinks I give two shits about what he just said!

Oh yeah, daddy! Lick my milk chocolate asshole!

I’m gonna shove my foot up your dark chocolate asshole if you don’t shut the fuck up!

by Word Maestro March 8, 2018

pop-up asshole

A person who, in a public place, suddenly shows up and is an asshole

I was waiting on the platform when all of sudden, this old fuck who I don't even know glared at me and called me a "piece of shit." May an agonizingly slow death befall that pop-up asshole.

by Rudee July 25, 2018

idiot bitch asshole

Ricegum

Ricegum is a idiot bitch asshole

by Trosh Frosh LOsh August 25, 2018

The true asshole

you just meet this girl somewhere and then you hang out with her for 3 weeks then some other guys shows up and ruins your fucking plan. Then you think to yourself "I will assassinate this bitch if he doesn't stop his flirting shit " Then you meet back with your friend after the third day they hang out and she just gets tired of you and doesn't want to do anything like you guys used to because your friend that you liked is dong it with dat ass hole and you ont know what to do so you just buy her things and buy her things and you realize the only reason she is doing things with you is because you buy her shit because you have the money to spend but you want to save it to buy a car. Then you stop because there's no point of trying anymore and you met a new girl. Then you see the asshole chilling with another girl and you say "Wtf" then you realise wtf do i care. That's what you call the true ass hole>

The true asshole
guy:hey
girl:hey

guy:so hows it going:
Next few weeks

asshole:hey

girl:hey
girl:your nice

ashole:flerts with her

boy:Wtf fuck you
a few weeks later

Boy: Im tired of buying her shit
newgirl:well you should not
boy: um ok you herd that

newgirlyeah

a few weeks later
Newgirl:I like you

boy:I like you too

you guys hug

The true ass hole:with a girl
boy:Wtf
boy-Doesn't care

by True catch October 15, 2018

Pablo Pic-Asshole

When you are about to have sex doggy style but you are so drunk from drinking wine you look down and see 6 ass cheeks and 3 assholes. You close 1 eye hold your thumb up in front of your face (the thumbs up sign) stick your tongue out to 1 side of your mouth (like a French Painter looking at a subject they are painting) and say “Oui, Oui, Oui” (yes in French). You don’t necessarily have to stick your thumb in her (preferably a female) ass to pull this off.

“Shane, I was so fucking drunk last night when I was about to fuck this girl I met doggy style, I was seeing 3 assholes. I had to pull a Pablo Pic-Asshole to figure out which of the 3 holes to stick it in. . . “

by @RealPipeLayer March 4, 2019

Cleetys's Asshole

When you eat normal food and then shit blood the next day, blaming it on someones cooking from the night before but really you just have the bowel of a 103 year old geriatric.

Last night I ate a some mashed potato and today I haven't stopped shitting blood, I must have a bad case of Cleetys's Asshole.

by RockLicka September 8, 2020