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Apple Daddy

Any Apple technical support advisor that resolves issues that otherwise could be easily resolved after spending 5 minutes on google.
"Hey, just cause I work here and fix problems doesn't make me your Apple Daddy."
by DrLewd April 26, 2022
mugGet the Apple Daddymug.

apple black

A western manga written and illistrated my Whyt Manga and distributed in Saturday Am. With 2 volumes of the manga with the 3rd said to be released in 2019
Gerry: Hey have you read Apple Black
Dinna: No you weeb
by Ghetto Professor June 14, 2018
mugGet the apple blackmug.

pat the apple

Playing basketball or dribbling a ball, specifically a basketball.
I always go to the gym after work to pat the apple for a few hours with the guys.
by iSmithy November 2, 2019
mugGet the pat the applemug.

Apple

An apple is a fruit, but also a company that makes phones. Thier phones are about as smart as an apple.

(Don’t fel offended by this, it is only a joke)
Apple fans be like:
Oh my god! A new phone model! *Buys it egen though it costs more than you should ever pay for a phone*
What they are thinking:
It is the same s**t as the last model, but i buy it anyways.
by Darth Meme November 24, 2019
mugGet the Applemug.

Apple

by Randombobsleder September 13, 2022
mugGet the Applemug.

squat apple

When you do a squat and shit yourself, that shirt is a squat apple
I heard that Taegen made a squat Apple in gym last week.
by Alexis Reid May 22, 2017
mugGet the squat applemug.

Apples

by Applenox October 2, 2020
mugGet the Applesmug.

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