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American riviera orchard

It’s American. It’s a Riviera and it’s in an Orchard. A Yacht girl turned con artist lifestyle celebrity wannabe threw darts at a word board and came up with this title so she can merch and fund the lifestyle of her unemployable balding husband.

First up for sale: porcelain bananas with your name on it
I saw an ad for American Riviera Orchard. I laughed and kept scrolling..
by Sweetforehead1 March 14, 2024
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Bending over breasts Bending over bootys Bending over Ass's American ganbjrasters by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created and started bejrovbreasts bejrovbootys American ganBJrasters. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 6, 2024
mugGet the BEJROVBREASTS BEJROVBOOTYS AMERICAN GANBJRASTERSmug.

American

The people who go red, white, and blue from the food
The Americans are waving that flag above the dead cows again.
by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021
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American Internet

It is fast af
Guy 1: This American Internet is great! It loads very fast! Better than Australian Internet.
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Americanitis

A US citizen who is most likely over 300 pounds and eats lots of McDonald’s
American: want to hang out sometime?
Canadian: no, you have Americanitis, go lose some weight
American: ok :(
by Not si April 12, 2022
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american airlines

If u show us a united airlines ticket we’ give you a free first aid kid
Omg look what your doing to him. What are they gonna do drag me off. American Airlines is much better
by 6377372882$3)3) October 6, 2018
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