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Jacob

Oh my gosh look it’s the biggest mogger of all, Jacob!
by destroyedsickner November 20, 2023
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Jacob Smyth

The party animal/alcoholic of the friend group. He may be short, but he’s a fantastic looking guy with a massive schlong. His body count is probably higher than your father’s.
“Jacob Smyth really popped out at the party last night!”
by PlutoniumGinger May 8, 2024
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Jacob

Jacob is way to 200 IQ for his own good
Jacob’s to smart
by MeestaBoosta December 18, 2022
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jacob keith chapman

super fly super kind man that will stand up for his sweet ass wife all of them have a big penis with good muscles
Damn that guy jacob keith chapman is very nice
by yeatheboys June 6, 2017
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he has a MASSSISVE pp
jacob has a massive pp
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Jacob

Usually the small kid, usually multiple in one class and sometimes in one friend group usally good at basketball.
Person 1: You know Jacob?
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: The small one
Person 2: There both small!
Person 1: oh yeah 🙃
by Oscar Oscar Commins August 28, 2019
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