red sox

A team habitually 2-4 games behind the yankees- an amazing feat, actually, since they don't own half the US and pay those who warm the pine 5 million a season, like the Evil Empire.

guy#1-"hey look- the yankees lost 500 million in the stock market!"
guy#2-"It's ok- they've got billions more!"

by Bob September 29, 2003

red wing

the act of launching your greasy, slimy tongue onto her hairy blood infested vag of nasty. While doing so you must pour some sort of liquid to drain the taste of period blood from that wasteland of SICK ASS HAIRY BLOODY VAGINA THAT HAS SURVIVED THE HOLOCAUST WHILE RETRIEVING. Gonosiphaids.

"I gave my girl a red wing then puked my dick off."

by Poopmaster0 May 15, 2010

Red Head

A person with extremely red hair that might burst into flames at any given moment.

Dude did you see the Red Head?

Better bring a fire extinguisher.

by The Bearer Of Define-Thingys April 5, 2009

Panama Red

Means when someone is so high on weed, marijuana etc. Stoned out their mind

Benny Ben: Hey you need to spike those Focker, you think u can get up there to spike the ball?
MenaceMan: Yeah i can, i would have to be pretty HIGH!!!!!
Benny Ben: I bet you would Panama Red!!!

by Ben Asse September 11, 2004

red waffle

when a women is menstrating

also refer to blue waffle

Jack: dude, did you see Jackie

David: I know, she must have a red waffle

by mhwahahaha May 11, 2010

Code Red

The process of a woman putting her period blood into a empty water bottle then, somone ellse drinking the blood out of said water bottle.

Linda: Last night,Carl drank some of my Code Red. Debra: What Moutain Dew? Linda: Surrreee.........

by Rehpotsirhc1111 January 10, 2011

Red Heart

A female, that is menstruating, rubs her blood on the hood and lips around their vagina. Carefully stamping a red heart imprint on their partner's forehead.

This is typically done to a sleeping individual.

Want to get your boyfriend back for Mushroom Stamp or Tea Bagging? Here is your solution :) Good luck ladies o/
Make sure the person is in a deep sleep!

Veronica pranked her sleeping boyfriend with a red heart on his forehead.

by Parallex September 1, 2011