A way of life. It's often learned through a grueling 2 hour escalator ride up a mountain to the sacred temple of the douche. Inside you will find a room filled with Vanilla Ice posters, and the legend himself, Vanilla Ice, slouched over chanting his famous *Meeeeeeeeeee* mantra whilst fixated on his own posters. He will gaze into your soul, and if he feels you are douchy enough, and can improve, he will teach you 'The Way Of The Douche'.
Pro Tips:
- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.
If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".
Pro Tips:
- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.
If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".
"I heard Bieber is learning "The Way of the Douche""
"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."
"Whoa."
"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."
"Whoa."
by Kittles48 September 19, 2018
Get the The Way Of The Douchemug. A sentence you can use as an answer to anything, especially if you don't know what to say or if you didn't listen, regardless of context.
Iza tells Gopal a story about something she regrets, but he didn't really pay attention to what exactly happened in her story
Gopal: "It's alright Iza, we all do things the way we do"
Gopal: "It's alright Iza, we all do things the way we do"
by bemjanin September 20, 2020
Get the we all do things the way we domug. The holiest code to live by, break it and the penalty is death, Wells Way: Be Responsible, Be respectful, and be ready to learn
by Big_BrainNelson September 9, 2021
Get the Wells Waymug. Lovely, gorgeous, nice and thoughtful. The best person to be around, can always make you laugh. Silky blonde hair and hazel nut eyes .
by HBCHBSUC*DJXN()2K# July 10, 2019
Get the Phoebe Waymug. A phrase that is used by Louis tomlinson fans to be annoying and attack people for no good reason. The term originates from Louis tomlinson saying “the tommo way” whenever he does something out of the ordinary. Fans have used it as an excuse to to copy their idols rude behavior.
Louies: hold my tpwk, I’m doing things the tommo way
Harries: all we did was tell you to respect Jeff azoff
Harries: all we did was tell you to respect Jeff azoff
by dilfrry February 17, 2021
Get the The tommo waymug. A three-way guacamoleis the fetishistic act during a three way where one participant releases their bowels onto the other participants. Becomes three-way guacamole when the participant has diarrhea and all three participants roll around on top of each other to spread the feces.
"Yo dude, did you hear about Robert last night? He had a three-way guacamole!"
"What?! That shit's nasty!"
"What?! That shit's nasty!"
by Avocados Boi May 20, 2018
Get the three-way guacamolemug. Riding a motorcycle from West Virginia, south through the bottom states of America, driving up the coast and bouncing up and down through the heart of America until you arrive home.
by whiteboy304 March 18, 2014
Get the nates waymug.