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Universal Smear

an insult that can be used to define someone so useless, so boring, and such a waste of sperm that they can be considered a mere smear on the fabric of reality.
Person 1: wow fortnite is so much better than minecraft!

Person 2: You universal Smear.
by thingmaker February 17, 2022
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Rice University

A shady institution that is pompous and hardly the image it sheds upon people. An exemplary of Southern Hypocrisy. Also you can't get into the college without being not very aesthetically pleasing and a <50% on the Rice Purity Test.
Person A: Man I proposed to Scarlett and she said yes. The next day she ran off with Billy the Cowboy.
Person B: That's so typical of her because she went to Rice University. All of them never tell you the truth.
Person C: Southern Haaaarvaaaard is just a joke. I bet all the Professors at Rice University failed their Rice Purity Tests to get tenured.
Person D: RPT RPT! RPT RPT! RPT RPT! Oh! Aha Aha!
by anonymous May 3, 2025
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Fairleigh Dickinson University

A college where all the preppy white boys and girls from jersey attend. FDU is known for its sports and everyone acts and looks the same. FDU’s main sport is basketball and their are two campuses the Florham and Teaneck. Watch out for the food as it is gross.
Two Fairleigh Dickinson University students interacting

FDU student 1: This campus sucks and everyone is the same
FDU student 2: Why don’t you transfer to the other campus?
by Crazy college kid October 10, 2019
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Universal Energy

Definition:
1. The All Present life force energy that connects all living things.
2. Physically palpable energy that circulates in living bodies and intertwines living things.

3. Life force energy which can be channeled and directed from a healer to a recipient.
Use in a Sentence:
1. Many Energy Healing modalities teach their practitioners to circulate and direct Universal Energy to heal others.
2. Universal Energy is what connects the collective consciousness of all living things.
3. Some Energy Healers have such a strong connection to Universal Energy that their presence is noticeable even at a distance.
4. Like air and sunlight, Universal Energy is a shared resource, it’s used by everyone and isn’t owned by anyone.
5. Universal Energy is conscious, self aware energy that animates living things.

6. Universal Energy is the strand that binds collective consciousness.
by IronMikey August 23, 2025
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Steven Universe

A show about gay crystals and some kid with a rock shoved inside of him
Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Steven Universe? It's so cool!"

Person 2 - "Never speak to me again."
by Kevlar Vest December 19, 2021
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universal reversible

an idea or feature that exists everywhere capable of being reversed or of reversing: such as. a : capable of going through a series of actions (such as changes) either backward or forward
The yin yang is the perfect example of universal reversible
by Insufficient memory April 17, 2021
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across the universe

A sexual act that consist of sucking a vagina while singing to "Across the Universe" by The Beatles. When the girl/person with vagina comes, they have to scream "OH JOHN".
-Hey Brad you won't believe me, yesterday I went to Emily's house and we did a dirty across the universe
-OMG mate you're lucky
by 1lucabrera October 21, 2020
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