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University Highschool

A school in Irvine California that sucks hot ass and where fuckers who can't spell "university" go. Everyone who goes here has no more than 3 inches and enjoys hot gay sex with men
"yeah I heard John just went to university highschool"

"I'm sorry for his loss, he's gonna have to felch soon"
by Fuck Uni December 1, 2023
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Yappington University

A prestigious school in the city of Yappington, Rambleshire where the brightest students learn how to be professional yappers and chitchatters its currently one of the best universities in Rambleshire so far.
Person: You Know i go to harvard
Yappington student: bro i go to Yappington University
by terroristman700 December 1, 2023
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Informational Universe Theory

This video is only a year old... Did I not say something about that!? Is somebody doing something with that? Is that a thing now?
Hym "Informational Universe Theory! Best theory of humanity! My BRAINS... It's to POWERFUL! Omega Brain-Mind! Better than everyone!!!"
by Hym Iam December 3, 2023
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Good Dude University

Where washed up athletes attend higher education
Person A: Jimmy would’ve won us the game if he wasn't injured

Person B: You kidding? He threw three interceptions in one quarter last game, he’s on his way to enrollment at Good Dude University.
by bossmanq December 5, 2023
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Whitehall University

A reference about person from the Columbus area, who think they are intelligent but in reality are financially unstable, poorly educated and try to make excuses for their failure in life especially on social media. Usually comes with childish and cowardice behavior.
Did you see that post that Jason made yesterday on Twitter? That’s so Whitehall University.
by Bemmy52 December 17, 2023
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McMaster University

A Canadian University that, since the CoVID-19 pandemic, had been taken over by a cabal of sadistic perverts led by President David Farrar and Provost Susan Tighe. Most of the university budgets were diverted to the frequent circlejerks upper administrative board of governors partakes in.

In 2022 following unprecedented inflation, McMaster failed to respond to its teaching assistants union's request for contract renewal months, resulting in a strike. On Twitter, David Farrar tweeted saying news of TA's hardship had made the board of governor so horny that they couldn't get out of their circlejerk for 5 months (thus couldn't respond to the union during that time).

The admin circlejerk continued its operation everyday during the TA strike, with no one coming to the table (despite union representatives being at the table every day), thus prolonging the strike.
McMaster University administration love their circlejerks
by Susan Tighe December 4, 2022
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