Chris

Chris is a person that likes to play with your emotions and shouldn’t be taken seriously in a long term relationship. He usually has some sort of problem either mommy issues, daddy issues, ect. They are very emotional and might talk about themselves a lot even tho they don’t realize it. In general Chris is not hubby material.
You: Hii how has your day been!?
Chris: Sorry I took a while to respond I fell asleep but it’s been okay.
You: oh okay what did you do today?
Chris: Nothing much just been chilling.
You: oh ok
Chris:...
by Joe_mama:0 May 25, 2021
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The dumbest dude with the ugliest beard. Thinks he's a hard worker but he's the laziest dude on the job site. Can't even afford a 4X4 dodge.
That's a poor Chris, at least he tries.
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Wow Chris is M E G A G A Y
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Wow Chris is so G A Y
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chris you suck
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Chris

A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.
Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.
by Dude.who.does.stuff November 20, 2023
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Chris

A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.
Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.
by Dude.who.does.stuff November 20, 2023
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