Gyro Potato Chip

An ugly, nasty, gross ass potato chip created by Lays© and it tastes like your grandma chewed up a dirty burrito found in the garbage and it was feed to your baby cousin and he threw it up and someone made it a chip and gave it to you!

Wow this Gyro Potato Chip tastes like my family reunion!!

by Potato Baby September 21, 2015

greek potato

A potato you shove into a girl’s rectum that when she clenches her cheeks, turns into mashed potatoes

You want a greek potato?

by Bodacious Bootyhole Bandit December 28, 2017

PoTAto

A way to merph

My dads named merph but chu can call him PoTAto

by Potato child June 10, 2018

British Potato

An awkward little shit loved by everyone and who is British.

"Liam was the definition of a British potato" - niall

by Anonymous directioner December 5, 2021

Potato

My friend Jane

Jane your acting retarded aka you a potato

by Goldy_g July 25, 2019

Potato

A cute/beautiful person who thinks they are ugly

She said she looked like a potato when she took a picture.

by Potato Percussionist November 14, 2018

Potato Mail

When you make a really big, really smelly poop, package it in a box, and ship it to someone on their birthday. It is usually wrapped in birthday wrapping paper

Today was such a great birthday, then after my party, I got home and recieved some potato mail.

by Mr. Ornelas October 8, 2017