Ghetto hearse

A teenage stab victim in a wheelie bin

What day do the bin men come ?The ghetto hearse is starting to smell

by Donny Diamond June 4, 2018

Ghetto best

The best that one's current circumstances deserve.

Alan- Ben only scored 2 points in the game last night.

Milo- Ben only has one arm.
Jayne- He gave his ghetto best.

by pandasupra April 6, 2017

Ghetto ghosted

When you are in a ghetto shuffle and almost punch someone, but end up missing them.

It woulda been a tko but you jus got ghetto ghosted!!!

by Demongel October 29, 2019

ghetto cream

A shampoo labeled as Ghetto Cream, More commonly known as (Semen). Most white teenagers use this whilst washing their hair. It is rumoured that Ghetto Cream can stop (Split Ends) and has the same efficiency as any 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner.

Create in 2015, North London, Barnet

White Boy: "Mum we ran out of Ghetto Cream"
Mum: " Sorry I accidentally brought bull semen instead"

by A1.NrthLdn January 15, 2016

Ghetto Gliding

Driving though a dangerous area just to look..no interactions with the locals due to being a pussy.

"..last night we went only went ghetto gliding, it was too scary to get out.."

by dodo2night November 22, 2016

Ghetto

A person or a place that just isn’t up to par.

A person- their attitude or way of dress.

A place- dirty, smelly, horrible management.

Used as a descriptive adjective.

“Dude, that store smells horrible, it’s so ghetto” .
“Just saw Sandy, she looks ghetto”!

by mudlovinme July 20, 2022

Ghetto Mechanics

To fix something like furniture, hardware or your home, with tools that aren’t correct for fixing said thing, but it still works.

“Hey Jim, it turns out I didn’t have to get someone to fix my broken window, I just used my ghetto mechanics.”

by Sumkidontheintertet December 19, 2021