Swedish Jesus Taco

When you're having sex with a girl in the doggy style position and you pull out your dick and cut it off, at the same time cooking bagels in a deep fryer. You then cover the whole area in peanut butter and a dragon comes in and has a threesome with you and the girl while rolling around in the peanut butter and there is SO MUCH SEX OH YES THERES LOTS OF SEX

So me and my girlfriend had a Swedish Jesus Taco last night.

Shit was cash.

by GHeroLinkinPark April 29, 2010

puffy pink taco

A woman's vagina, especially those with extra large lips.

Damn, I'd like to munch her Puffy Pink Taco !!!

by Dan_o June 11, 2006

Norwegian taco

when someone shits in a taco and and eats it then eats it again and shits it in another taco and makes someone eat it and then vomits it out and then the person who made shit in the taco eats it

"DUDE Brian made a Norwegian taco and gave it to Ryan!"

by themaniscool March 4, 2010

Tennessee Taco Swap

When two female cousins are doing a 69 on each other.

I heard that Tina and Jenny pulled a Tennessee Taco Swap last night when they were drunk.

by Cummins July 14, 2006

taco run

To make a mad dash to the bathroom after getting sick from eating at the Taco Bell.

I had to do a taco run after eating that shit.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

Taco De Mexico

a place where white and black people go to to try and be mexican.. and they also have fucking bomb ass burritos. fo sho.

eren: im high as fuck and i got the munchies
miguel: i have two dollars. let's go to Taco De Mexico bitch and get some bomb ass burritos.
eren: fo sho! chigga chigga yea yea!

by high ass fuck! October 30, 2007

Taco-beer shits

A night of drinking + Taco Bell + the next afternoon = Taco-beer shits

dude I had the worst taco-beer shits today

by William Hardmaster December 26, 2008