Heck-Me-Up Special

The Heck-Me-Up Special is a term used to describe events in which someone or something is completely and utterly destroyed, or “Hecked Up.” A devastating loss for a sports team may be described as a Heck-Me-Up Special. It doesn’t have to be physical destruction or defeat either, for example, if someone’s parents walked in on them masturbating, he or she could be described as having been on the recieving end of a brutal Heck-Me-Up Special. One can not only just revive The Heck-Me-Up Special, but can also dish it out themselves if necessary. Most importantly, the Heck-Me-Up Special is a versatile term and can be used in nearly all situations. When all other words fail, one can simply say, “That right there is the definition of the Heck-Me-Up Special.

On September 11, 2001, the World Trade Centers recieved two heaping helpings of Heck-Me-Up Special.

Guy: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy: I hear he walked in on his dad fucking his grandma
Guy 2: Holy shit
Guy: Yep. Sounds to me like he just received a lethal dose of Heck-Me-Up Special

by Humpanumpa May 6, 2018

pittsburgh special

The Pittsburgh special is when someone from the east coast attempts to continue a fling with a man or woman who is going back to school in the midwest. If both people are actually interested they agree to meet up in Pittsburgh PA where the magic happens

I heard she’s going for the Pittsburgh special

by Cordeliasmom August 16, 2021

Convenience Store Special

The act of kiestering a hot dog until it has been sufficiently warmed and then shat into a bun.

Tom, did you get the convenience store special?

Yeah Dave, I did. I don’t recommend the chili though.

by RedRedRed Red November 7, 2023

special bear

A fucking Autist that causes chaos wherever they go.

Wow Cody is such a special bear look at how he walks.

by BigDaddyMeatball February 5, 2018

Kobe Special

When your favorite NFL, NBA, MLB and/or College Football teams get their shit kicked in all within a span of 3 days

Shelly: Y’all can’t discuss no sports with me Until the eagles or Ohio State lose

D: Bro the Philadelphia Phillies and Philadelphia 76ers lost. You got hit with the Kobe Special

by D:eez Nuts October 19, 2022

Fiesta Plate Special

Noun, when a person has diabetes, hypertension, hyperlipidemia, and renal deficiency. Usually caused by eating a lifetime of Fiesta Plates. Occurs in about 80% of the Guam population.

Nurse - "Hey Doc, we just got a guy check into the ER"
Doc - "What's his past medical history?"
Nurse - "He's got the fiesta plate special"
Doc - "fuck"

by Milo277 August 17, 2015

special blessing

(often abbreviated S.B.) a term in evangelical circles to refer to a significant punishment, particularly one that will result in service to the church or its members. (This comes from the logic that your special blessing is the opportunity to serve others.) In some situations the SB is not acknowledged as a punishment, despite it being one.

Sorry, I don't have a day off this week, I got a special blessing for not cleaning the bathroom properly so I've gotta detail the pastor's car and babysit on Monday.

by RemyLinguist February 19, 2023