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Wobbly Sloppy

The act of breaking someone’s legs and forcing them to stand straight up while giving you a blowjob.
Robert had to go to the hospital after giving Bart a Wobbly Sloppy.
by Oschwald Fritz Jr. November 16, 2025
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Sloppy Evan

When you eat out someone typically of the same sex and gently bite the dingleberrys off one by one and spit it into a bowl of ice cream until you have enough as desired and you proceed to share the ice cream with chocolate dingleberrys
Evan decided to eat the ass flakes off Ryan’s ass and spit them into a milkshake and poured it all over Ryan’s chode then proceeded to top him off making it a sloppy Evan
by Al Horford November 17, 2025
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Sloppy Words

(noun / slang)
When someone says something that technically makes sense but completely misses the meaning they were trying to express. Understandable? Yes. Accurate? No. It’s the “close enough” version of communication — vague, off-target, and kinda lazy.
“I get you… but those were sloppy words, my guy.”
by Kolton H December 6, 2025
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Sloppy Chili Dog

A sexual act in which someone is force fed beans and made to have a loose, bean filled bowel movement on the other party’s penis, resembling a chili dog. Once completed the chili maker will preform a blowjob, thus making a sloppy chili dog.
Dude, did you hear that Craig and his girlfriend are into sloppy chili dogs.
by ashtonkutcherfangirl69 June 13, 2022
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sloppy lunch

Someone who eats (or drinks?) cum for lunch.
Friend 1: Hey, what did you have for lunch?
Friend 2: I had a really sloppy lunch ;)
by jamalmother2318 June 13, 2022
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sloppy pocket

when i spill water in my pocket and it gets full of water and its wet for hours
"aw man, my water bottle opened up while i was walking and gave me a sloppy pocket again!"
by homunculuslarry June 13, 2022
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Sloppy Flipper

A sexual act between two consensual humans involving a male or female receiving Oral sex at the same time as getting a Foot Job.
Bro, that girl over there gives the craziest sloppy flipper. I didnt even think it was possible!
by StrykeRay45 June 15, 2022
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