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Pinch and Pull

When a female wakes up with a growling stomach from bubble guts after a very hard night of partying (usually in Mexico) and has to take a massive steamer. In her diminutive trek to the toilet, she uncomfortably realizes she still has a tampon jammed in the clam, fully drenched and swollen, pulsing like a toe with gangrene. She urgently sits down on the cold porceline, her stomach is growling, and there is a dirty dangling tampon string. She has to act fast and relieve herself so she pinches a hot, steaming log off and pulls out a huge bloody cyst like tampon.

The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.

If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.
woke up in the morning cause I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and almost vomited. My roommate Julie pinch and pulled and didn't flush.
by Smokestacks May 16, 2018
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Pinch and Pull

When a female wakes up with a growling stomach from bubble guts after a very hard night of partying (usually in Mexico) and has to take a massive steamer. In her diminutive trek to the toilet, she uncomfortably realizes she still has a tampon jammed in the clam, fully drenched and swollen, pulsing like a toe with gangrene. She urgently sits down on the cold porceline, her stomach is growling, and there is a dirty dangling tampon string. She has to act fast and relieve herself so she pinches a hot, steaming log off and pulls out a huge bloody cyst like tampon.

The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.

If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.
woke up in the morning cause I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and almost vomited. My roommate Julie pinch and pulled and didn't flush.
by Smokestacks May 16, 2018
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Pinch and Pull

When a female wakes up with a growling stomach from bubble guts after a very hard night of partying (usually in Mexico) and has to take a massive steamer. In her diminutive trek to the toilet, she uncomfortably realizes she still has a tampon jammed in the clam, fully drenched and swollen, pulsing like a toe with gangrene. She urgently sits down on the cold porceline, her stomach is growling, and there is a dirty dangling tampon string. She has to act fast and relieve herself so she pinches a hot, steaming log off and pulls out a huge bloody cyst like tampon.

The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.

If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.
woke up in the morning cause I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and almost vomited. My roommate Julie pinch and pulled and didn't flush.
by Smokestacks May 16, 2018
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Yank and Pull

Two brothers that are always trying to get the last laugh and cause really annoing small problems that just piss you off over time.

(Usually only one will get in trouble)
(At something important) Where's my kids? Oh yank and pull are chasing each other with sticks over there.
by Mommylovesbigboy September 22, 2019
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Yank and Pull

Two brothers that are always trying to get the last laugh and cause really annoing small problems that just piss you off over time.

(Usually only one will get in trouble)
(At something important) Where's my kids? Oh yank and pull are chasing each other with sticks over there.
by Mommylovesbigboy September 22, 2019
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Afghani pull-out

When having sex with a stripper and you pull out, but the act still results in pregnancy
My buddy Hunter did an Afghani pull-out and now he is a baby daddy.
by Eurloch August 17, 2021
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Algorithm pull

The recommendation-driven experience users have on social media platforms like YouTube or TikTok, where the algorithm "pulls" them into a feed of content.
"Wow, I love this content! The YouTube Gods have finally blessed me with a legendary algorithm pull!"
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