Playing Basketball

A 200 IQ Phrase you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:
KYLES MOM: Kyle what are you doing.
Kyle: Uuhhhh um, Im playing Basketball?
Kyles MOM: Oh ok ok ok ok well than make it wet if you know what i mean.

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020

Shower play

When a person or a group of people who are into pig play engage in sexual activities in the shower with the water running.

I wanted to play with this gorgeous guy I meet at the club, but I didn't prepare or have a space to do it without getting messy, so we decided to shower play in the bathroom

by Sub Sub July 4, 2024

playing snoopy

A person pretending to do something but actually wants to find out what you're doing.

Whenever I'd go out and check my plants. These people like playing snoopy.

by ignoremonsters123 April 6, 2017

playing possum

Pretending to be asleep so your partner doesn't try to have sex with you.

I'm always playing possum when my wife comes to bed so she leaves me alone.

by anonymous November 19, 2021

Bowel Play

A sex act where you put your penis in someone's anus, then they push it out like a turd. Can be male on male or male on female.

I heard Alex and Josh are both into bowel play.

by Phillip Kelly September 10, 2022

playing on more than one field

Seeing and/or talking tobmore than one female concurrently

Michael's girlfriend found out he was playing on more than one field.

by Felinefrenzy2015 September 24, 2016

Have you ever played rugby?

A popular dj Khaled quote in which he mistakes shrimps shumai for rugby, hence asking the camera; have you ever played rugby?

Hey man have you ever played rugby?

by Mbk November 29, 2023