Menlo Park Earthquake

the sensuos act of inserting the penis in between the a womans breast, then slapping the breasts to the sounds of lionel richie

Whitney:My tits are throbbing
Phillip:Yeah i gave you a Menlo Park Earthquake

by Dmoneykilla March 6, 2011

Heath Park Donger

A select clan of Scottish cretins who are rumoured to be as well endowed as an overgrown weavel. Said clan sit around in the suburbs of Glasgow drinking moonshine and playing a homosexual game called ball-tig.

Also defined as Scottish males who have overinflated opinions of their midgets thumb.

Q: "Barry, fancy a game of ball-tig with me and the rest of the Heath Park Donger's?"

A: "Alreet there lad, aye, show us yer swingers"

by windmill June 17, 2009

trailer park cappuccino

Mountain Dew

Woke up late for class but didnt have time to make coffee so I grabbed a trailer park cappuccino.

by Dr.Mammogram October 16, 2010

Oak Park Gram

n. A typically overpriced, small amount of mid quality dankness Marijuana that can be purchased within the suburbs of Oak Park, California. The price of an Oak Park Gram typically hovers above or at $20 USD and can be purchased in obvious consumer locations such as 7-11.

"Yo dude think anyone in your phonebook can hook us up with some herb?! I'm dying for an Oak Park Gram!"
"Don't sweat it, I know tons of kids slinging OPG's, just hit up 7-11."

by SuburbanHero August 17, 2008

Inside the Park-er

to take a detour through the park to get head on a secluded bench

guy 1: she gives good head
guy 2: yeah, but it was better Inside the Park-er
guy 1: oh crap that might be blowjob by proxy

by toolie April 16, 2012

parking lot pickle

2 homosexual friends having some fun time in a car at a parking lot

hey why is that car moving by itself in that parking lot over there?

oh it must be 2 friends having a parking lot pickle

oh.. cool

by griplover9000 February 24, 2023

Rock Star parking

(Aviation variant) - Parking spot right outside flight ops. Easy to get to, no effort required. Better than what some unfortunate bastards have to shlep to.

Frank: "Hey, we'll commo check in an hour. Where you parked at?"
Neil: "Ha-HA! I'm flyin' 491 today - rock star parking! Where you at?"
Frank: "Fucking 451. I gotta hump my flight gear all the way down the goddamn flight line."
Neil: "Dude, that sucks...sucks to be you, that is."

by West Neil September 21, 2008