Ninja Dick

An uncircumcised penis.

Ashley : Brady has a total ninja dick, it was so weird!
Amanda : Oh gross no way!!!

by TheGingeyy November 4, 2017

Ninja

Ninja is a phrase now used to label a person you do dirt with. It's roots are found from the actual Ninjas who would move in the darkness of the night, never being seen, veiled in mystery, also usually committing crimes as Ninjas were actually farmers who rebelled against the Samurais who were rich men, soldiers, and basically part of the Govt. Now the phrase is used more commonly to friends who you may be committing crimes with and crimes usually happen at night. If you commit a burglary then those affiliated with you could be called your ninjas. Of course, a lot of people just want to sound cool and use the phrase though never committed any crimes in their actual life. So the phrase has also become just another word similar to words and phrases like homey, homeboy and nigga.

I just called up my ninjas, we bout to rob them fools.

by PrettyBoy91 October 25, 2012

trailerpark ninja

A fierce warrior with minimal teeth however a surplus of ninja skills learned via swatting flies in the summer.

That boy his hands is quick, he’s a trailerpark ninja! - Huffman and Stefanie

by Black Mamba 81 July 1, 2021

Ninja Parenting

The art of laying an infant down to sleep and leaving the room without making a sound

Dad: Did you put the lil monster in bed?
Mom: Sure did, used my Ninja Parenting skills to get out of the room without waking him!

by Malent October 23, 2014

Ninja Nut

When your in your class and one of your female classmates gets up, with an ass so nice you want to jack off in class.

"Bro, did you see Mary today ? That ass is hot !"
"I know dude. I ninja nutted behind my desk so that no one sees me."

by JohnnyGkFuccBoi August 30, 2018

Ninja

When you send a meme or photo immediately after someone else in a group chat.

Man every time I try to send a funny meme to the group chat Kevin Ninjas me.

by MrKhakis November 22, 2018

ninja mail

Inter-office mail that shows up out of nowhere. It just magically appears in your inbox and you have no idea who left it.

I think Debbie left that ninja mail in my inbox again today, but I can never catch her in the act.

by badandy519 August 25, 2009