Late Night Stiffy

Those moments when you’re up late and get a grade-a raging cock penis boner hard enough to penetrate the earth’s crust

Girl on FaceTime: hey lol let’s stay up all night

Guy on FaceTime: I CANT THE LATE NIGHT STIFFY HAS STRUCK AGAIN

by _The_Fool_ May 16, 2023

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night and day ring

A flashy go anywhere do anything diamond-like piece.

Are you engaged?" ... "Baby, that's my night and day ring.

by jsmaco April 13, 2011

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Creep Night

When your partner lets you cheat on them for one night.

"I told Keisha I wanted to smash so l asked my girl for a creep night."

by Lick.My.Dick August 16, 2018

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Steely eyes of a silvery people
Walk behind me, with evil intent.
Up to the tower, I stand alone
Stripped of rank before a throne I am sent.

What befalls us in the heat of the night?
What befalls us in the heat of the night?

Before long, behind adamantine doors,
I taste of the wine of their joy.
Through delirium of a tortured mind
Her face gave me strength to this day.

What befalls us in the heat of the night?
What befalls us in the heat of the night?
In the heat of the night

But love deceived me, and in my despair
I recalled the ring once again
Born of Sorrow my cunning revives me,
And I took them with me enchained

What befalls us in the heat of the night?
What befalls us in the heat of the night?
In the heat of the night

by Death Menace June 30, 2023

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