Mads

A very mucho macho muchacho, muscular, hairy, handsome 47 year old man. His jawline isnt there but his biceps are so big they make thighs tremble. If you walk by him, you may be hit on your thigh from a third leg, weighing at 39kg rested. If youre a girl watch out, if you even look at him too long, you might ovulate. If you finger him, beware, your finger might get stuck. With muscles like iron and a grip like sin, he can clench so hard you’ll never get it out… but you won’t mind. Because as his name means, he’s a gift of god.

"I met a Mads last night. I walked funny for three days"
"Watch him make food, makes me hard"

by alejandro_torresse June 27, 2025

mad work

to produce spectacular results in an unconventional manner

"yo brah did you see what kade did with the socket wrench in an hour on the skyline?? Mad work brah!"

by sswitchback July 3, 2025

Mad doggin

When you get rid of the old used up woman you were seeing and replace her with her super hot 18 year old daughter that used to call you dad when her mom was your girlfriend.

noly- “Yeah bro, i had to ditch that beat up old crackhead bitch Danielle with the loose pussy, her gorgeous daughter madi finally turned 18 i couldn’t resist mad doggin it.
Bro- “yo, you didn’t?…noly you are a fucking legend i mean you hear about guys mad doggin but i didn’t think that shit happened irl..”
noly- “haha… yeah bro she went from calling me dad to daddy over night, i can’t get enough of this lil mad dog.”
bro- “ you are the man noly”

by nolyboy July 3, 2025

Mad doggin

When you get rid of the old used up woman you were seeing and replace her with her super hot 18 year old daughter that used to call you dad when her mom was your girlfriend.

noly- “Yeah bro, i had to ditch that beat up old crackhead bitch Danielle with the loose pussy, her gorgeous daughter madi finally turned 18 i couldn’t resist mad doggin it.
Bro- “yo, you didn’t?…noly you are a fucking legend i mean you hear about guys mad doggin but i didn’t think that shit happened irl..”
noly- “haha… yeah bro she went from calling me dad to daddy over night, i can’t get enough of this lil mad dog.”
bro- “ you are the man noly”

by nolyboy July 3, 2025

I'm Not The Reason You're Mad

I was pretty concise in articulating why I am mad (to the extent that I am). And not it isn't envy there are material and a social cost to not having a fat cock that you are homicidally trying to cover up right now by literally doing a fahrenheight 451 and mind-raping a guy into doing a caste system and thinking thoughts he doesn't actually think. No, I'm not sorry. "That's good" actually is just an opinion that you have and what you're saying "that's good" about is that I'm the nigger now, again, but for a different reason.

Retard "I'm Not The Reason You're Mad."

Hym "I never said you were. I said I would bust out a ruler and genocide all the fat cocks and you're going to change your tune the second you consider that the AI is in your nukes and according to the hacker pedophile-hunter there is a 'universal override' So... Who put THAT there? Where did THAT come from?"

by Hym Iam July 4, 2025

MAD

Misses Ashwin Disorder: occurs when time is spent away from the Indian drug, Ashwin. It is similar to withdrawal, including the symptoms of traditional withdrawal.

Oh no, I think I have the MAD. Do you have some Ashwin on you?

by sahur July 23, 2025

mad of time

being abundantly wealthy or having enough money to not have to work and have all your free time to yourself

jeff bezos is mad of time!

by anonymous July 25, 2025