Brown-Acid Moment

When your visioning something that is unexplainable or fuckin' crazy

Sam saw Lucifer blow the salt from the salt circle
Girl: Are you okay?
Sam: Yeah im just...
Lucifer: Having a brown-acid moment?

by SASSAFRASS July 7, 2015

Kenny Rogers Moment

A point in time when a situation is "can't win," as evidenced by all facts and reason...and you need to "know when to fold 'em."

I was going to show the pictures of my soon-to-be-ex-wife with that chain gang, but then I had a "Kenny Rogers Moment" when she brought out the pictures she had of me with the (male) principal of our daughter's school.

by ManiacMike August 12, 2009

Perfect Moment Dash

When someone needs to get from one side of the T.V. to the other while others are playing. The person waits for that one second when the players stop, and quickly dashes across.

(Madden Example)
*1st down starts*
Person Dashing: Crap, i forgot my phone.
Player 1: *Throws the ball to wide receiver*
Player 2: *Tackles wide receiver*
Person Dashing: *PERFECT MOMENT DASH*
*2nd down starts*

by Sykness October 5, 2009

Slow Child Moment

When someone says something really freaking stupid/ridiculous in school and everyone around this person groans in disgust.

Teacher: Class, be sure to get to your testing sites by 8:00.
Dumb Student: Wait, so we still have to get to class on time?
*everyone else groans, teacher holds his head in shame*
Me: That was an outrageous Slow Child Moment. Kids, be sure to THINK before you speak or act, or you'll be labeled a slow child.

by Lonny B May 21, 2013

Tiny balls moment

A moment of realisation. Tiny balls moment comes from a Vine clip posted by comedy writer Graham Linehan. search: glinner tiny balls

I had a tiny balls moment when I realised you had PMT.

by cupboardy November 16, 2014

Unepic gamer moment

Opposite of epic gamer moment. It means being noob or it can also be used as a way of saying if something tragic has occurred.

Iran: The US will send us Queso and Salami!
Trump: Hey siri send Queso and Salami to Iran
Siri: Command understood, sending an airforce strike to kill Qasem Soleimani.
Trump: oh no! unepic gamer moment.

by Ekkai January 9, 2020

Oh Shit Moment

Oh Shit Moments are moments where you realize the magnitude of the situation you are in.

There are various Oh Shit Moments in history, like in The French Revolution.

1. *In war, surrounded by enemies*
“And this my dear comrades, is an Oh Shit Moment.”

2. Wearing pants that are slightly see though on accident.

by Borneostellarus January 31, 2020