John Mayer

A guy that is so good looking and talented that everyone ignores how much of a dick he is.

Person 1: Bro, why do the girls like Chad so much? He's hot and good at everything, but he's a dick.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a John Mayer.

by CollinKolar January 30, 2023

john brundage

Cutie pie

chris: "wow john brundage is sooo much sexier than manuel"
Legit every woman: "Yeah i know"

by 69peepeebutt69 October 29, 2019

John Cornyn

To fuck up so badly due to sheer incompetence and a 1937 elementary school education (and thinking that anything that comes out of that jiggolo-gloving mouth other than Wall Street donor shmegma) that your wife cuckolds you with Ted Cruz on the Senate floor while raising money for Beto O’Rourke’s next campaign while you have to do the tax returns for your party’s pedophile ring.

1: Wow, I feel so John Cornyn today
2: Bro, that doesn’t make sense
1: Maybe I just John Cornyned the example

by Not John Cornyn Obviously November 30, 2020

Elton John

The incarnation of homosexuality itself. His outfits make the rainbow look like nothing

Have you prayed to our lord and savior Elton John today?

by Elton John cultist May 24, 2021

Mississippi John

A militant, albeit smart young white man. Not to be confused with Arkansas Bill or Denver Dick.

Mississipi John doesn't love you. Just keep fucking him.

by Vaginal Dave July 1, 2003

John Heng

an ignorant gook/spook/smut

I'd hate to be a John Heng

by shaygay March 14, 2010

John Guistat

a very sexy, strong, smart, ladies man that is loved by everyone that sees him. there is no way possible to regect his charming good looks and his sweetness. every girl wants him, and every guy wants to be him.

John Guistat just got five girls in less than a minute to make out with him, he is irresistable.

by Goose McLovin April 27, 2011