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jacob monk

Has an amazing and beautiful wife named Amber Monk!
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.
Jacob monk is an awesome chippa!
by Gatorgar December 21, 2016
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Jacob v

A Kid who is super weird but funny he's some what tall and smokes some times and has big munchies his love life Never really works out and he gets really horny and wants to fuck a girl really bad and all Jacobs chase there exes and it never works someone please help him and give him some pussy or dick if you know a Jacob help them pls they need it or you could just tell them to end it all Jacobs are nice but have a hard life.
by skatesex December 16, 2021
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Jacob

Oh my gosh look it’s the biggest mogger of all, Jacob!
by destroyedsickner November 20, 2023
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Jacob

Fat as with pube hairs on his neck, totally steals shit, and is fuckin rich, flexes on everyone, and is a total dushbag to a certain person.
Dude Jacob totally swooped in and stole my girl now hes gunna smash her while he slaps her with his gucci belt.
by mcnibbins June 4, 2018
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jacob

jacob has a big butt and a bigger heart.
by badingdongz November 22, 2021
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Jacob

by Carrot3 August 15, 2022
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Shawn Jacob Gregory

Shawn Jacob Gregory, aka Shawny bingbong, aka floppily aka Papa Floppybob Cheeto Greg.
A christian nerd w glasses, bad at basketball and even worse with real balls. Head game lowkey trash (I'm a male), got a nice gf tho.
Shawn jacob gregory likes chicken tends
by shawnygregslover123 August 27, 2022
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