Hard

When you see some boobies or a hot girl you jerk off to her!

Dang her boobs got me hard!

by Yoboikyle June 29, 2019

Try-Hard Prude

someone who is a virgin but ascts like they get it in all the time

"Dude jordan said she wants to fuck!"
"Dude she's suck a try-hard prude.. shes a virgin"

by noneyourbeeswax February 5, 2012

hard rock cereal

Replacement term used for a spontaneous event or action.

I went to the bar and I got hard rock cereal slammed!

by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023

Hard Coffee

When you've lost your will to live. Can also be used to describe someone whose feeling down.

Joe had a cup of hard coffee this morning.

by SurvialFritz February 25, 2020

hard dick and helicopters

An answer to what's up?". Can also mean someone who falls in love easily or immediatly after having sex. The opposite of hard dick and bubble gum.

Be careful if you put it on him girl, he wil ask you to marry him the very next morning. Hes hard dick and helicopters.

by Emophilla, obsessive,generous, July 27, 2023

Hard

Its when your dick get bigger and turns into a long pole

Ps: If your dick is even long

Im so hard right now.

by HornyKIds May 19, 2023

It's Hard To Explain

The best podcast you've never heard of.

My favorite podcast is It's Hard To Explain.

by Itshardtoexplain April 28, 2025