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Wifi Money Ghost

A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.
Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position

Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost
by 0xRage September 26, 2023
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Ghost

A shell of a person who is neither attentive. Or present. Drifting through life.
What's wrong with him? Idk man he ghost right now
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Ghost Dick!

When someone is yawning without covering their mouth!
Look at Steven taking that ghost dick! (Steven is yawning)
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Shrouded Ghost

The Shrouded Ghost does not exist. Anyone who has claimed to see it is a paid actor
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Ghost Pony

A haunted sexual act where a mans penis is ghosted in another person.

Also, a children’s book.
I checked my dm’s on ig, and she kept asking for the ghost pony.
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Ghost rant

Lip syncing words to make you feel like you’re talking to someone about a heated subject or opinion. You visualize that you’re talking to someone, when really you’re sitting alone.
I went on a ghost rant about the education system and how flawed it is.

Dustin was ghost ranting downstairs, he thought he was by himself
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Ghost Cake

A girls ass that is fatter than what’s expected
Did you see Hannah’s instagram, I didn’t know her ass was that fat, she got a Ghost Cake
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