Ghetto

Description of someone who initiates violence or violates property rights.

That girl that started the fight is so ghetto.

by PoopypAnts August 27, 2015

ghetto fair

Parking lot carnivals, usually around in spring, with cheap food, crappy kiddie rides, rigged games, awesome carnies, and of course, zonkeys.

S.I.R.: Right now, I'm torturing myself at the ghetto fair. It's awful.

by Snow Witch November 20, 2015

ghetto-neck

A person who tries to embody both the ghetto and the redneck lifestyle. Usually a poser who tries to like anything cool, or a white trash country boy who is racist but listens to a lot rap.

Ghetto-neck Guy 1(in southern accent): Yo yo yo! Wassup my hommie! We gonna go cruisin fer chicks on my sexy tractor or we gonna watch some Nascar today?

Ghetto-neck Guy 2 (in southern/ebonics accent): I tell you what, I got ta fix the wheel on my house today. Y'all don't know how we be rollin in the traila park playa!

by speaking the truth November 20, 2015

Ghetto

1. A run-down, overcrowded, walled quarter of a city in Medieval or Nazi-occupied Europe where Jews were forced to live

2. A run-down, impoverished, predominantly black crime-ridden section of an American city where women and pussified men from other parts of town are afraid to go

A. You ain't afraid to be runnin' in the ghetto?
B (in summer running duds with big muscles). You call this place a ghetto, homie? Ever heard of the Warsaw ghetto?

by Strongboy December 20, 2015

ghetto cream

A shampoo labeled as Ghetto Cream, More commonly known as (Semen). Most white teenagers use this whilst washing their hair. It is rumoured that Ghetto Cream can stop (Split Ends) and has the same efficiency as any 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner.

Create in 2015, North London, Barnet

White Boy: "Mum we ran out of Ghetto Cream"
Mum: " Sorry I accidentally brought bull semen instead"

by A1.NrthLdn January 15, 2016

ghetto

A hobknocker, inappropriate pupil who constantly swears and wears little to no clothing or wears hoodies and sweatpants so they are ready to go rob somewhere.

The ghetto chick threw on her skin tight shirt and skinny jeans and headed out to meet a guy to make a fetus.

by Dictator12455582828 January 24, 2016

ghetto clarinet

A sex act in which a man inserts a kazoo into his rectum while his partner takes the tip of the man's penis into his or her mouth and mimes playing a clarinet. The man should do his best to fart out a tune while making sure not to shit into the kazoo.

Did you see Tara at last night's party? She played 'Oh When the Saints Go Marching In' on Billy's ghetto clarinet.

by Smelly Randolph March 17, 2016