by Eggslut1 June 5, 2018
Get the buttering your eggmug. by IGLOOISWATERWET June 14, 2019
Get the To egg on the floormug. by egggreggegg May 7, 2019
Get the gregg the eggmug. Great heavens almighty! Is that our savior, divine being from above, the Jesus Christ?! Why, no, but I can see why you’re confused. That, my friend, is a faberge egg, one of the most illusory objects to ever exist. It is timeless, crafted from the souls of dead Republican senators, detailed with an engraved sequential narrative depicting the entire plot to “How to Train Your Dragon”, and stands on a plate composed of flattened Twisted Tea cans. It is remarkable, terrifyingly beautiful, and the perfect shape to stick up your ass.
In the early years of primary school education on drugs, the government showed a video, where a cracked egg in a frying pan was “your brain on drugs”. If that was a faberge egg, the quote would’ve been “this is your brain on God”.
by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023
Get the faberge eggmug. When you make out with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out.
You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside!
You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside!
Person1: Did you hear John had a kinder egg yesterday?
Person2: Dude, I couldn’t tell the different myself, I wouldn’t care either!
Person2: Dude, I couldn’t tell the different myself, I wouldn’t care either!
by Kurogo May 25, 2020
Get the Kinder eggmug. another way of telling someone that you want them out of your conversation because they were not initially part of it and hence don't know even what the convo is about when they butt in
by Sexydimma March 28, 2015
Get the you came from a great cosmic eggmug. 