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Chris

Chris is someone that is ugly as HELL and thinks they arent. They are incredibly stupid and have no takebacks when it comes to food. Their body is built like an elephant and so is their forehead.
Bro, your such a chris !!
by valentinawashere_earlier December 10, 2023
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stack of chris chan

A stack of chris chan, chris chans, a chris chan, or a channy, is a reference to the uncanny resemblance Chris Chan has to Benjamin Franklin, who appears on the 100 Dollar Bill. To have a stack of "chris chan" is to mean you have acquired an immense amount of wealth.

Similar to a "Band", "Benjamins", "Bennies", and "Hunnids" to name a few.

Some people say "smoking that chris chan"/"smoking a pack of chris chan" as well, to reference an extravagant lifestyle, referencing either expensive product that is being smoked, or referencing their lavish spending habits.
I'm in the mountains smoking a stack of chris chan, I'm fiending for yodie land...

Spin the block I'm shaking these nigga's down, thinking they thugs until I make them do the chris chan flow
by TrulyHumbledUnderGod December 12, 2023
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Dirty Chris

Is a sexual act when a woman gets butt naked for a hot guy she just met and sits on his big dick. But then realizes she cant take it all so she tries jumping off only to sit back on it.
Beth pulled a Dirty Chris on a hit guy she met ant the bar. It was the best sex she ever had.
by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023
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Dirty Chris

When all the girls fantasize about fucking you and all the guys are envious and jealous of you. But when the girls eventually sit down on your cock all hell breaks loose. No e if them want to leave you or let you go. Causing you and other guys to fight it out. Thick dick Casanova.
Shannon told Shelby to have her back if she's asked about a sleepover. Since Shannon was secretly having a Dirty Chris with a popular guy.
by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023
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Chris

Chris is the fucking best. He has brown hair and blue eyes. He is a generally cool guy, and not just because he rides a motorbike. Chris isn't like other guys. He can always make you smile and is the best person to talk to about literally anything. You'll love every moment with Chris and he's all you can think about when he's not there. Anyone who knows him is lucky to have him in their life. No amount of time you spend with him will ever feel like enough. You can't help but love Chris.
"Hi Chris, you are my favourite person in the world and I love you so much. Wanna be my boyfriend?"
by absta269 December 16, 2023
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National Chris-Rocks Day

National Chris-Rocks Day, when we celebrate all the men named Chris just because they rock!
"Honey, do you know what day it is today? It's National Chris-Rocks Day, we have to call Chris and tell him he rocks!"
by TheDefinierFort December 3, 2022
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Chris Brown

Alley was drunk and depressed, so he decided to Chris Brown his mother without her even noticing him.
by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022
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