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C-Penn is a sub-breed of human native to Eastern Virginia. They are known for their libido and superior work ethic although they have “down” days when overworked . Favorite slogan is “you can’t hit a home run everyday” , no fear of heights and no respect for authority. You wouldn’t have to give them directions to your mothers house, chances are they have already been there. Follows every question they ask with “Ain’t it?”
Girl: What is that man doing hanging off the side of that building!?!
Boy: Oh, that’s C-Penn, he’s working on the sign, he gives zero fucks.

Girl: Wow, he really is the number one stunner, huh?
C-Penn by Signman25 August 9, 2021
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C’dulting 

Co-adulting;
Meaning, two people successfully adulting together.
“Did they just pay on a joint account? Wow, they’re successfully c’dulting.”
C’dulting by Apollo_X August 18, 2021

C-Ground 

The superior floor at burton and garran hall
Hey which floor are you on?

I'm on A2.

AHAHAHAHAH RIP that this shittest one!

Well what floor are you on?

C-Ground

Oh fuck fair enough you got lucky
C-Ground by depstu August 19, 2021
Jake: I have to call a woman

Lara: But why?

Jake: For my big brother's wedding

Lara: Alright

Jake: She isn't picking my call!

Lara: So just C. O. W.
C. O. W. by •cloudyzzz• August 25, 2021
A can of italian sardines who thought it could be a tank.
C.V. 33 by napkins August 30, 2021
When you're walking when you're walking by somebody but you don't want to get too close to him so you take two steps out from him and walk in a c shape around them
I wasnt about to get close to that motherfuker so I C stepped him
c step by Allytwackednstacked September 3, 2021