Bush Brain

The feeling you get when you eat pussy and you receive nothing in return. A stage beyond blue balls.

Man I can't focus right now, I still have bush brain from that girl last night.

by pizzashelf February 27, 2023

Brain

Something Donald Trump doesn't have.
Most people require one to function, however. If yours dies, you suffer a state called "brain death", where you basically become stuck in a coma.
A lot of modern politicians either lack one of these, or lack a heart instead.

Person A: Hey, Person B, do you know anyone who has a brain?
Person B: I have something better! I know someone who has no brain, an empty skull, complete vacuum, not even air!
Person A: Who?
Person B: *Points to a Donald Trump 2020 sign on someone's nearby lawn
Person A: I guess I don't have one either! How'd I not know that?
Person B: Because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Person A: Fair enough.

by Grabacr January 28, 2022

Brain Time

When you take your testicles out of your waistband so your scrotum stretches out to the max and looks like a brain. Often showed to others under a table as a surprise prank.

"Guys look, it's brain time."
"Dude, put that away!"

by Yuckasaur1 March 21, 2020

Brain Blast

having many intricate, ornate, and intelligent thoughts before climaxing

"Boy that was some brain blast. The thoughts I have when I ejaculate, I tell you what."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Brain Fart

A term one uses when they can't remember anything and are just overall feeling awfully stupid today. When you are trying to solve a math problem, but you completely forget what to do.

Girl #1: Uggh this math homework is giving me a headache.
Girl #2: It's not that hard, we just learned this all in class today.

Girl #1: Yeah, but right now I'm having the biggest brain fart.

by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018

Phish Brain

When someone who listens to Phish has become so brain dead that all they can think about are the Phish lyrics that knocked 80 points off their IQ. These people also do not know how to dress and rarely shower or groom themselves.

I can tell by the dumb look and blank stare at that that dude has Phish brain. There’s nothing going on up there.

by HappyCamper919 June 20, 2024

GORILLA BRAIN

The art of small brain activity in relation to everyday occurrences.

Emem: Yoo that nigga Matthew lit the J yesterday with the filter still in his mouth.
Felix: Bruh mans def got that Gorilla Brain.

Philos: Broo you never tried smoking like that though?!

by northerntitties February 20, 2022