sexual coin-flip

A "heads I win" (i.e., if da coin "lands heads", then you hafta "give me head", as in, perform fellatio on me) and "tails you lose" (i.e., if da coin "lands tails", you hafta "give me tail", as in, "your a** is mine" --- i.e., you hafta do it doggie-style wif me) type of deal, whereby da chick hasta intimately interact wif you in any case, no matter what da outcome of da coin-flip.
Da sexual coin-flip is almost as unfairly-advantageous to you as da "if I win, you hafta have sex wif me, and if you win, I hafta have sex wif you" deal, whereby you get da chick to spread her legs for you regardless of who scores higher in da game.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
mugGet the sexual coin-flipmug.
You can’t recover from this insult, it will absolutely end your career and your life’ll be ruined
Eugene: ur family tree LGBT
Chad: ur brother sexually identifies as other
Eugene: *loses his job and commits suicide a day later*
by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat May 16, 2018
mugGet the Ur brother sexually identifies as othermug.

Alca-sexual

someone in love with alcohol rather than a human being
johnny is an alca-sexual cause the sesh is better than a human l
by the sesh monster May 19, 2021
mugGet the Alca-sexualmug.

polar-sexual

when polar bears are interested in the same gender and they have no children xd
reese0nline: you're polar-sexual?!
bernard the polar bear: yeah can we date?
mugGet the polar-sexualmug.

luca sexual

when you’re romantically and sexually attracted to luca.
“guys, i think i’m luca sexual.”

“no, you’re just confused.”
by yu123455 May 4, 2024
mugGet the luca sexualmug.
Sorry
Its when a person can't cotrol their impulses because they are suffering from sexual personality crisis
by rafael e Reyes January 28, 2019
mugGet the multiple sexual personality disordermug.

Karyss sexual

karyss sexual is when you are only attracted the queen @karyss.official , and can’t be attracted to anyone else due to your obsession to her.
by anonymous July 4, 2021
mugGet the Karyss sexualmug.

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