dobbys mother

the person sitting on your left with a hat and glasses

who is that

i am dobbys mother

by dobbys mother March 8, 2019

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your mothers a hatch

the best insult for people to call others mother

Your mothers a hatch, and your dads a noot

by Your_Mothers_A_Hatch June 24, 2018

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Mother

She gave you life, she can take it away too

I gave you life, I can take it away as well, I am your mother

by Mother of Dragons November 8, 2018

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Just like all the other, God killing, insults such as ur Mom gay, your daddy lesbian, your granny tranny, and your sister a mister... but this is a forbidden word that should not be used unless very, VERY necessary... You must ask god for permission before using this insult because it has the power to create severe earthquakes

Mark:hey, ur mom gay
Carl:ur daddy lesbian
Mark:*almost dies* ur granny tranny!!
Carl:*has severe heart attack but survives* YOUR SISTER A MISTER!!
Mark:no u! *deflects*
Carl:*prays*oh precious God of the heveans, the time has come for me to use this sacred insult... PLEASE, GIVE ME YOUR WILL AND PERMISSION!!

God: I got u nigga
Carl: YOUR BROTHER A MOTHER!!!!!
*causes earthquakes*
Mark: OOOHHHH FUUUUU *dies from heart attack while being ripped to shreds by an unseen force and burned simultaneously*

by I think I’m a guy May 12, 2018

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Mother

A common term for a female biological and legal parental figure

My Mother went to go get the cereal.

by DingoDrone November 1, 2023

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mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.

This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.

by anonymous April 26, 2023

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