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michaels boobies

The boobs on a female that are only for Michael. He get to see them whenever he wants, gets to grab them, and every once in a while he gets to take a nice nap on the most comfortable pillows in the world.
“Stop touching my boobies will, these are only for Michael, these are michaels boobies.”
by Idk if you can take it? June 28, 2022
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Michael Pe-nis

Who Borat calls Mike Pence, the McDonald Trump's vice president, or vice pussygrabber.
Borat Segdiyev: Michael Pe-nis, Michael Pe-nis, I have a girl for you
by Viscount Druitt August 5, 2022
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Michael Jacksoning

Michael Jacksoning (into one’s pants) is a verb meaning that someone has to shimmy or wiggle their way into some tight or otherwise difficult pants.
“Ugh, these pants are so tight I was Michael Jacksoning into them.”
by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 22, 2023
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Hey, Michael

The the live streams are always too quiet. I can't fucking hear anything you're saying. I got fans and the radio going off as I'm trying to listen to you and it's just too damn quiet.
Hym "Hey, Michael! Is there anything you can do about the sound? I'll take back everything I ever said about you and your channel if you fix it... I mean... Not that bit about the brunette being a dime but... You know... Everything else. I won't be sorry but 🤷 ♂️"
by Hym Iam May 28, 2024
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michael cera

some canadian actor who played brother bear in bernstein bears and played in arrested development and superbad.
yoo michael cera is a good actor!!
by youngbratz February 11, 2024
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Michael Bolton

"hey what are doing"

"following the path of THE BOLT the truth path of enlightenment either you meditate under a tree of years or just put on Soul Provider by Michael

Bolton "

Michael Bolton
by Bolton5000 April 22, 2019
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Michael Milk'em

The infamous effeminate-featured junk-bond swindler from the '80's who selfishly viewed his investors as merely bountiful dairy-cows waiting to be gluttonously guzzled from.
Michael Milk'em squeezed and drained his investors dry, and then good ol' Bernie "made off" with the ill-gotten "liquid assets".
by QuacksO July 14, 2018
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