Squat Walking

The ridiculously hilarious combination of squatting and walking at the same time.
*Person who squatted, stayed squatted and began to walk*
(Other Observer): lol he squatwalks. Swag
(Observer): He has clearly mastered the art of squat walking.
by AlphaRebellion June 06, 2013
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Walking target

Someone that has yet to be caught but is asking to be taken off. As they come across as having a death wish.

Which normally many of the things a walking target would say would get them killed or end up in the hospital, if they make it.
So they're just waiting to be taken down, because many of the things a walking target says will have them be wiped off the earth one day.

As having them around serves no good purpose, not for society, not for anyone, except if they want to torture a society of people.

As having them around makes people want to hurt them.

Because they don't stop spewing things that would get them beat up gravely.

Like an arrow is to a target, so is a society to a walking target.
This guy is cursing at everyone and laughing at everyone's pain, he's so sadistic is disgusting. Does he have a death wish?

Yeah he's a walking target, he's gonna get too cocky one day and that'll be the end of his behavior, or 'normal' life.
by 0∅7 November 18, 2023
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walking devil

someone who literally is the worst person ever, always starting drama, and is a homewrecker.
by psychic rat April 30, 2023
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Christian Walk of Shame

When a christian comes home from college without a husband/wife.
Bro: Dude, are you going to your families house for the summer?
Dude: No bro, I'm super nervous
Bro: Why dude?
Dude: They're gonna give me a christian walk of shame
Bro: O shit
by HiMomHiDadHopeYouDon'tSeeThis December 06, 2020
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steve walk

A walk usually given by a father very likely if the father is named Steve.
I saw this guy doing a steve walk earlier from a mile away.
by Jobrojob July 17, 2018
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food walking

When you're hungry and your waiting for your friends to get ready to leave so you start walking around the kitchen eating food as fast as you can.
" My mom and brother were taking to long to get ready so I started food walking."
by TharOneOtaku December 29, 2016
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Walking Thesaurus

A walking thesaurus is a person with good vocabulary who knows many definitions of words. A thesaurus is a book that lists words in groups of synonyms and related concepts which is usually called a dictionary, hence the word walking refers to the human being.
Person 1: I know what odd means, I did English home language at school.
Person 2: Just because you did English home language, that doesn't mean you're a walking thesaurus.
by Thedarkfact July 12, 2022
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