food snake

A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.

Hey Johnny, come get a load of this food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.

by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023

my hand works great on a snake

A guy with a good masturbating technique.

Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.

by DickieMH January 07, 2016

Hands like a snake

Describes a individual who cannot catch.

Matt: go long!
Matt: *throws football*
Zach: *drops football*
Matt: “damn man, you got hands like a snake”

by Bigcur October 05, 2021

The Shy Snake Game

A Game where Two Gay People Touch Each Other's Genitals Then Ask 'Is The Shy Snake Coming Out?' If They Say No Then Rub it until Finally They Get a Boner Then They will Say Yes. 100% Might Fuck After the Game.

Andrew: Hey Steven wanna Play The Shy Snake Game?
Steven: Yes!

by MasonTheBisexualWolf January 08, 2022

The Shy Snake Game

A Game where Two Gay People would Put Their Hands On Each Other's Genitals Then Ask 'Is The Shy Snake Coming Out?' if They say No Then Start rubbing and Keep Asking until it finally comes out. 100% might fuck after

Andrew: Hey Steven wanna Play The Shy snake Game?
Steven: Sure!

by January 08, 2022

Swallowing the snake

Slang. Used as to refer to a blowjob of some kind.

Last night was so good. She was swallowing the snake all night.

by woah bro chill September 28, 2020

cum snake

A cum snake is ejaculated semen in a body of water.

I went for a surf and saw a 7 metre Great Whute Cum Snake in the ocean.

by cum snake December 29, 2023