A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.
they claimed to be a mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue.
by alw259 May 6, 2025
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shit walk

When a person is walking and taking a shit at the same time, preferably without clothes on. The result is a silly walk while doing it.
Take the camera and record me while I do this awesome shit walk.
by Toggi October 13, 2008
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grid walk

Hey man I’m gonna take a grid walk for awhile. Keep streaks?
by firecracker.chick.283 January 21, 2018
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Walking target

Someone that has yet to be caught but is asking to be taken off. As they come across as having a death wish.

Which normally many of the things a walking target would say would get them killed or end up in the hospital, if they make it.
So they're just waiting to be taken down, because many of the things a walking target says will have them be wiped off the earth one day.

As having them around serves no good purpose, not for society, not for anyone, except if they want to torture a society of people.

As having them around makes people want to hurt them.

Because they don't stop spewing things that would get them beat up gravely.

Like an arrow is to a target, so is a society to a walking target.
This guy is cursing at everyone and laughing at everyone's pain, he's so sadistic is disgusting. Does he have a death wish?

Yeah he's a walking target, he's gonna get too cocky one day and that'll be the end of his behavior, or 'normal' life.
by 0∅7 November 17, 2023
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The walk past

When a person with no morals squeezes their butt cheeks to hold on to their most atrocious and vile intestinal gas and then walks past a person and opens their butt cheeks and releases the most revolting (clear the room) has into the unassuming persons nostrils. ‘The walk past’.
He sat in the corner chair suspiciously smiling and then nonchalantly did the walk past, leaving a wave of revolting egg fart stench right up my nostril! Leaving me to scream and nearly pass out!
by Ydnabrab March 23, 2019
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Pittsburgh Walking Taco

First, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). Next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the testicles. Enjoy!
mmm I can't wait to give Mitch a Pittsburgh Walking Taco!
by PrincessThunderballs October 27, 2015
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