Sam

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by The writer of beyond thoughts. December 30, 2020

Sam

Sam is the most stunning, beautiful person in this world. Their smile, their eyes, all the gestures will drive you crazy. Sam is a flower person. They love art and reading, get hyperfixations quickly, they like analyzing stuff but won't get even the most direct signals, so unless you are brave enough, they will never know you like them. Sam's your ex, your bestie and your crush, all at the same time. Loving nature, their dog, being alone but also comfortable socializing. Even though they don't know, they're really loved and popular. They care too much about other's opinion but they don't let that stop them. If you meet a Sam, never let go.

Sam *exists*
Me: Omg omg don't confess your crush they're so damn beautiful *dies from love*

by Arandomunicorn January 25, 2023

Sam

Sam: To be the most incredible person in the world and to reign over of those smaller than he

Boy: WOW! That man is so Sam. It's like the Gods sent him from the heavens
Girl: ...

by Le Bunana February 12, 2017

Sam

Sam is a massive pussy who is too scared to walk over a rock and has to ask people to crawl under them to show him the way. Biggest pussy going and cries when he gets stuck

Im stuck on a mountain doing a sam

by Insertnamehere0707 November 22, 2021

Sam

wife of valentino lang, hot. that’s all i got to sam

i’m marrying sam

by goplay”imy”byJUPITER!onyoutube October 06, 2020

Sam

May seem sweet and kind but he will break your heart in two if you let him.

Beware of Sam, he’s a player and isn’t afraid to ghost.

by Il9vejedis December 22, 2022

Sam

The biggest MILF fucker known to man, this guy is the realest gangsta to ever live. He goes to the gym and fucks mad bitches with his astronomical cock size that is only obtainable by Sam's. Sam doesn't take shit but shits in others mouths.

Man I wish I was more like Sam.

by itsSamBrah May 12, 2022