Alex

The pimp of pimps. Has a massive willy. The epitome of straight. Makes fannys drip. Class at everything

“Here comes Alex”
“Oh shit my fanny is about to turn into a tap”
“Same”

“Did you hear Alex is class at everything”
“Im not surprised”

“Alex fucked me last night and now i can’t walk”

by PimpinDawg November 22, 2021

alex

Alex will be your best friend, sure you'll dislike them sometimes but the next day you guys hang out like normal. He is packed with memes (especially boob memes) and most of them are very concerning but funny. He is smart but also has bad vision when looking for people. He doesn't really have crushes or looking for a gf most of the time. He's funny in many different ways. Sometimes there are girl Alex's but this Alex I'm talking about is a boy, one of my best friends. If you have an Alex in your life, don't let him go.

Friend: Is Alex the one you like?
Me: Not anymore, he rejected me.

by JellyJRD37 September 6, 2023

Alex

He is a Foolish Boy, who will try to ruin your friendships and make you feel like you are nothing, his heart is made of ice and has no compassion for the people he hurts when he’s getting something he wants, he will manipulate you and then when he’s done with you put you in the trash, especially if they have brown hair and blue eyes

Alex is a douche bag
Beware that Alex thinks he’s cool but he is not!

by Ireallyhateyou098 January 25, 2019

Alex Vu

the act of crying when xxxtentacion died

dont act like such an alex vu

by bootylicker47 July 18, 2018

Alex

A lovable cuddly teddy bear that is usually shy but Smart and funny he has gorgeous brown eyes and the cutest little chubby cheeks a manly beard the cutest smile but most importantly he will protect you no matter what and honestly I'm grateful to have him

I'm going to marry Alex one day

by Crybabyblue November 24, 2020

Alex

Big dick good in bed handsome young man he can take anyones girl hes one of a kind u will fall in love with him

Alex yea i think i love him

by Posiden537 November 22, 2021

Alex

alex is the most amazing boy ever. you’ll meet him and fall in love right away. Alex is really so cute and amazing. If you ever meet a Alex do not lose him. he will be a big part of your life. He will love you forever. You must love him so he loves you. Alex is the most best boy you’re ever going to meet. I love you Alex<3

You: Hi Alex
Alex: Hi i missed you!
You: Me too :)

by Morana<3 November 29, 2021