A very bad boob job. The kind where each breast was likely done at different times because the skank recipient didn't have enough money to pay for them both at once.
by ShitPancakes January 11, 2009
Get the ghetto tits mug.The term used to describe a girl who has used her cleavage as a make shift cup holder for an ice cold slush puppy and drinking through a straw.
Conceived due to the high probability of a drop or two of the sugary slush puppy liquid falling directly on to the breast area making them sticky and indeed 'sugary' - hence 'sugar' tits.
Conceived due to the high probability of a drop or two of the sugary slush puppy liquid falling directly on to the breast area making them sticky and indeed 'sugary' - hence 'sugar' tits.
geeez, I wish i didn't use these as a cup holder, I spilt the whole drink and now my sugar tits have got sugar nips...sigh
by Montana the Ginge June 24, 2011
Get the Sugar tits mug.When a woman's tit is seen accidentally by a man, it is only right that the man show his "package" to her as well.
And if you're lucky, it may lead to something else..
Also works vice versa.
And if you're lucky, it may lead to something else..
Also works vice versa.
Sue: You've seen my tit. It's time to show me some tat. *wink*
Sam: Tit for tat.. I should have known.
Sam: Tit for tat.. I should have known.
by hermandude December 9, 2008
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Get the shark tits mug.Best used as a negative adjective when describing what you hope will result in a relationship, situation, or vacation.
by mggiedixon August 21, 2009
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1. slang for "Gordo Marin", of the infamous Bunyako Boy's Gang, located in Inland Empire.
2. A fat person wearing a wife beater, half asleep, eating chex mix, or other bag snack, with half his/her tits hanging out. His/her sleep eating, appears to look like a cow grazing.
1. slang for "Gordo Marin", of the infamous Bunyako Boy's Gang, located in Inland Empire.
2. A fat person wearing a wife beater, half asleep, eating chex mix, or other bag snack, with half his/her tits hanging out. His/her sleep eating, appears to look like a cow grazing.
by LoS R.R. December 22, 2010
Get the Cow Tit mug.This is the last survivor of one of many "Haven't heard anything like that since Grandma (Grandpa) ..." expressions that used to mean someone was overdramatizing their problems. Implied the person commented on was acting like a whiny old person. "Haven't heard anything like that since Granny got her tit caught in the wringer" was what you'd say when, e.g., a coworkers spent the morning complaining about someone having taken the last cup of coffee and not making a fresh pot.
"And everyone forgot to tell me that Awards Day is next week! Why doesn't anyone ever tell me? Doesn't anyone care ...." etc.
(whispered to friend) "Haven't heard anything like that since Granny caught her tit in a wringer."
(Alternatives that once were common) "Haven't heard anything like that since someone put a cherry bomb in Grandpa's truss."
"Haven't heard anything like that since Granny sat on the toilet plunger."
"Haven't heard anything like that since Grandpa got a turd stuck sideways."
(whispered to friend) "Haven't heard anything like that since Granny caught her tit in a wringer."
(Alternatives that once were common) "Haven't heard anything like that since someone put a cherry bomb in Grandpa's truss."
"Haven't heard anything like that since Granny sat on the toilet plunger."
"Haven't heard anything like that since Grandpa got a turd stuck sideways."
by old lang guy September 18, 2008
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