watered down mustache

a boy not yet a man trying to grow a mustache but it is greasy, stubbly, and thin. therefore you can visibly see the skin on the upper lip still.

[e-mail] has such a squritley watered down mustache. he looks like hes 4!

by harmicar August 23, 2008

Fish Out of Water

One who leaves the pool during a game of Marco Polo. Depending on the rules you use, that person instantly becomes "It" once they're caught.

I was playing Marco Polo the other day, and Dave got out of the pool trying to trick me. Boy, I sure caught him though, I called "Fish Out of Water!" and he became It.

by OliviaAnn March 31, 2007

salt water mexican

A person who originates from the Island of Puerto Rico. Generally thought to be the next Haiti.

You dirty salt water mexicans need to start paying taxes.

by Mantis222 August 22, 2006

Salty Water Splash

1.) When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style and pisses in her ass then she farts the piss all over his face.

2.) When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style and he pisses in her vagina and she queefs it all over his face.

Josh was fucking laurel and she totally gave him the salty water splash.

by tunitdeath September 20, 2009

Goth out of water

noun; a goth in a place where goths shouldn't be. comes from the term fish out of water.

"dude did you see that goth girl in american eagle?!?!"
"GOTH OUT OF WATER" :O!

by ZSM May 26, 2009

Fish Out of Water

Using a dead goldfish as a condom by sticking your dick in its unliving mouth and then fucking a girl till the fish pops.

Bro, I went fishing last week and caught the nastiest goldfish. Next thing you know, I'm pulling a fish out of water on my mom.

by Xyzal Popper April 17, 2018

lockport water balloon

to insert your penis into a rectum and urinate.

jon gave sally a lockport water balloon last night !!!! she came runnin' out of his apartment screaming bloody murder!!!!!

by hibbityshibbity February 2, 2010