Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.

Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.

by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023

My life is a potato

a sentence that a retard would say

some loser fuck: My life is a potato!
Every other well-developed human being: Oh no, he's retarded

by georgy177 February 5, 2021

Potato

To be very crappy, slow, or even bad

or, a extremely awesome crop brought to Europe from the New world that saved lives

Dude, I want to play but my graphics card is potato

by KAWGY June 14, 2018

Potatoes

A big round smexy vegetable that has a flat bum.

I love me potatoes.

by madienna August 28, 2019

California Potato Chip

Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.

Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.

by Masaj Marod February 9, 2025

Potato Gamer

This potato is better than all and will become king of all

It was a honor fighting with the potato gamer

by You but better January 13, 2021

Potato

A potato is usually a female called jess who likes to eat and sleep while also playing badminton or reading fan fictions about BTS. She is extremely gay but refuses to leave the closet much to the dismay of her wife.

Idk lmao potato

by IAmAPotatoDuhh December 15, 2018