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freaked cookies

"When he heard I was going to move again, he totally freaked cookies."
by Kreeees January 24, 2024
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Stairwell Cookie

Stairwell Cookie refers to the symbol that deeply represents connectivity, wholesomeness, and deep goodness.

Stairwell Cookie is the name of a legacy who was taken from this world too early. Stairwell Cookie was located in plain sight and in our hearts, but camouflaged in a way that mirrors the way we camouflage our own true selves.

Stairwell Cookie was left on the stairwell handrail for weeks alone. It's devastating. Stairwell Cookie studied Hope at Onondaga Community College. Stairwell Cookie, while working on his degree in Hope, was kidnapped. Only two know who did the deed, and one is Stairwell Cookie, who was taken too soon.

In 2023, Stairwell Cookie met Diane Cookie at the Little Debbie Processing Factory. Stairwell Cookie and Diane Cookie hoped to have a large family. Unfortunately, he was taken too soon.

In 2023, Stairwell Cookie spent his time enjoying favorite hobbies such as bringing peace and joy to anyone and everyone he met, doing charity work, and other noble acts and selfless deeds.

Stairwell Cookie is survived by Diane Cookie. She would like the world to know that she keeps their wrapper to sleep with at night because, "it still smells like you".

In lieu of flowers, the Diane Cookie requests donations be made to The Hells Angels Fund, which he felt strongly about.
I felt I was at the end of my rope, got down on my knees, prayed, opened my eyes, and there was Stairwell Cookie.
by Diane Cookie February 1, 2024
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Stairwell Cookie

Stairwell Cookie refers to the symbol that deeply represents connectivity, wholesomeness, and deep goodness.

Stairwell Cookie is the name of a legacy who was taken from this world too early. Stairwell Cookie was located in plain sight and in our hearts, but camouflaged in a way that mirrors the way we camouflage our own true selves.

Stairwell Cookie was left on the stairwell handrail for weeks alone. It's devastating. Stairwell Cookie studied Hope at Onondaga Community College. Stairwell Cookie, while working on his degree in Hope, was kidnapped. Only two know who did the deed, and one is Stairwell Cookie, who was taken too soon.

In 2023, Stairwell Cookie met Diane Cookie at the Little Debbie Processing Factory. Stairwell Cookie and Diane Cookie hoped to have a large family. Unfortunately, he was taken too soon.

In 2023, Stairwell Cookie spent his time enjoying favorite hobbies such as bringing peace and joy to anyone and everyone he met, doing charity work, and other noble acts and selfless deeds.

Stairwell Cookie is survived by Diane Cookie. She would like the world to know that she keeps their wrapper to sleep with at night because, "it still smells like you".

In lieu of flowers, the Diane Cookie requests donations be made to The Hells Angels Fund, which he felt strongly about.
I felt I was at the end of my rope, got down on my knees, prayed, opened my eyes, and there was Stairwell Cookie.
by Diane Cookie February 1, 2024
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Mozzarella Cookie

An Epic Cookie from the hit game Cookie Run: Kingdom who is the head of the Golden Cheese Kingdom’s control chamber. They call her the “Brains of the Golden Cheese Kingdom”.
Person 1: I love Mozzarella Cookie!!
Person 2: Me too, she’s my beloved and I wanna hug her so badly :DDD
by 589534 February 2, 2024
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Cookie Gate

Not to be confused with the 2003 Cookie Gate scandle, This time it takes place in 2023 when hit streamer and internet personality Pokimane, scammed thousands of brokies with her whitelable cookie brand, truely a horrible case of capitalism and consumerist mindsets...
"oh my god, i cant believe the pokimane cookie gate scandle!"
by Cookie Gate November 24, 2023
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capsaicin cookie

hot, in both ways. Literally made out of magma and capsaicin.
Person: Capsaicin cookie is fine asf
Person2: I know, they are hot. Literally.
by Iloveglaishur November 26, 2023
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Meat cookie

I can't wait to get a peice of her meat cookie, any women can have a camel toe but only a few have a meat cookie.
by The carnivore December 2, 2023
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