jacob ss

the gentlest, kindest, most handsome man ever. he can really get rowdy in bed. really likes to whip nae nae during sexual intercourse

tazmanian: wow, jacob ss, that's amazing!
jacob: I know, i was born to whip nae nae!
*violently whip nae naes*

by tazmaniandd November 25, 2021

Jacob Burghy

An example of a koi. Not afraid to put you in your place or make a new place for you to be put.

That dude reminds me a Jacob Burghy.

by Cornstarch October 22, 2018

jacob keith chapman

super fly super kind man that will stand up for his sweet ass wife all of them have a big penis with good muscles

Damn that guy jacob keith chapman is very nice

by yeatheboys June 6, 2017

davey jacobs

a homosexual newsboy. he is played by ben fankhauser in newsies the broadway musical. he’s known for being quirky and gay and knowing more stuff than the other newsies. he has a younger brother named les and a non-canon husband (jack kelly)

woah, it’s davey jacobs and his younger brother les!

by newsiesisamazing November 25, 2023

Jacob

nobody likes a jacob

person 1: ugh look at him
person 2: what?
person 1: he’s a jacob
in sync: ewwwww

by ratatouille p*rn January 23, 2021

Jacob

Usually the small kid, usually multiple in one class and sometimes in one friend group usally good at basketball.

Person 1: You know Jacob?
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: The small one
Person 2: There both small!
Person 1: oh yeah 🙃

by Oscar Oscar Commins August 28, 2019