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Sam

Sam gonna kill us all
by Dale Brady January 29, 2022
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Sam Powel

The biggest forehead known to man. It's an urban legend that the original planes were landed on it. America has declared war on Sam Powel as the oil levels are through the roof.
I reckon I could land a minicomputer on Sam Powel.
by Yetteus May 25, 2022
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SAM

You looking like a SAM today.
by Mahharg March 3, 2020
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Sam

A Sam is the type of guy to cheat on you but say he won’t. A Sam is the type of guy to date you and move on in 3 days. A Sam askes girls for nudes thinking it’s a joke. If you know a Sam stay away he might end up punching you in the throat. A Sam is a self centered 2 foot tall asshole. His relationships are always toxic and blames in on the other person but when in reality he’s the problem because he’s secretly gay and will never admit it cause his chode is so small only a slutty girl would want it. If you know a Sam watch out he might ruin your life in 2 seconds... well at least he thinks he can.
“Ew Sam? He’s so gross”
I know he’s such a dickhead
by truthhurtsbitch March 24, 2020
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Sam

Go get me a Sam I need to spread butter on my bread
by Harvlife February 12, 2021
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Sam

Basically one big molerat with one small...*ahem* pair of legs. Sams always there to make you smile even though you might not be in the best mood. He’s apparently got tones of friends and tones to say.
by Kitty.kitty. April 17, 2019
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Sam

He is a kind and funny guy. He makes me laugh when I am down and laugh in general. He plays basketball and has lots of friends. He is very smart, almost too smart. He some times cheats on tests. He is an amazing guy. When he gets sad he will make the funniest / Cutest faces. He has the best laugh I have ever heard. So if you have met one keep him for life
Sam: are you ok?
Friend:

Sam: what did a shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Friend:????????
Sam: that tastes funny!!
by Lulu171723 December 17, 2019
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