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Sam

The name of a 17 year old boy who has a part time job at tesco and will never pass his driving test.
You can't pass your driving test, you're a Sam!
by Chilllyboy May 21, 2016
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short sad sam

A very rich short African American boy who if he is smart enough can take your queen. A natural Casanova 100% not a lie. He likes to drink bleach. He is very short and sad. His therapy is going..........ok.
short sad sam touched me in my no no area!!!! CALL THE POLICE
by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023
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sam way/skywalker

a poopy doopy shart bag that never shuts up about mcr & anakin skywalker
me: my house burned down, i lost everything
sam way/skywalker: that’s cool but have you seen this edit of anakin skywalker ??
by mikalovesloki December 5, 2023
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Sam

Sam, a verb, is the most hurtful form of anal sex. The pain is so immesurable that it becomes pleasure. It occurs when the plough-engine is too big for the hole.
-damn boi I'd Sam her
by UrMomBigGay225 May 6, 2020
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Sam

An absolute fucking cunt. Words cannot describe how much everyone who knows a Sam hates them. Has a tiny wiener and is always super uptight because of it.
Sam can go suck a fat one.
by 420Noscopemaster2020 March 10, 2019
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Sam

Sam is an extremely joyful person to be around. They are like an older sibling and is always there for you. One of the best people i've ever met. I am very grateful to know a Sam, thank you Sam.
by stitches219 July 9, 2021
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lazy eyed sam

Midwestern girl is is shy and timid sexually but probably does things like fuck dogs and has threesomes
that Amanda is such a a lazy eyed sam but I heard she shot a gangbang porn
by Moo.sam December 2, 2024
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