Roadman

A man who loves eating Poo and sucking penis whilst raping children and putting hotsauce down his urethra

Hey I’m a roadman

“So your a pedo”

by Homeless22555 February 26, 2022

Roadmen

Roadmen scientifically known as Homo-roadmantus are a species of British people age 10-18 often confused for the less evolved Chav;
found on their bikes outside a McDonald's, KFC, children park or their local convenience store they often reside in social house as part of their gang territory, their language is a mix of English, Jamaican Patois, Arabic and many more.

Roadman 1:wagwan my g

Roadman 2:wagwan my drilla

Roadman 1:you man gonna be out on these ends for for some Leng gals or you gonna sell some 3-0-5
Roadmen 2:ay fam you know me I'm gonna chat up some Peng girls with bare bunda you know
Roadman 1:nice one my g man like me gonna go out on the ends make me some P's buld
Roadman 2:alight say nuthing fam safe my g
Roadman 1: safe

by AlexCantStopNow April 4, 2022

Roadman

A prick who thinks there hard and hangs out with chavs

Roadman: “Wag-wan g”
Normal person: talks normally

by Neeky-neek_69 April 15, 2022

Roadmen

Roadmen: referring to more than one
Roadman: referring to one person
Men who wear a dark colour masked, vapes, smokes, use slang 24/7 and act big (they use the term ‘big man’ a lot).

You: “Ay man, I’m gonna become roadmen.”
Your mother: “Pack your things and get out of my house.”

by irvmsa May 22, 2022

Roadman

degenerate Kids from low income families who think they're tough and bad, living on government money. usually originating from a run-down district . The attire in which they are mostly seen in consists of trainers, nike or adidas joggers and a thin shirt, although they often prefer to go shirtless with their fellow scum. Usually seen late at night and often in packs, the common "Roadman" involves themselves in petty crime such as stealing bikes and vandalism. To add to this, they engage in harassing citizens they don't like, such as normal people. Speaking with little grammatical structure, the common "Roadman" has a distinctive accent which is also a method of establishing solidarity amongst their fellow degenerates. Their essentially non-existent grammar and grasp of the english language is very undeveloped and they prefer to engage in coversations using vulgarities. They like to establish dominance over a certain area by using an arsenal of various weaponry, plundered from their house, and sometimes off an illicit dealing. Roadmen usually occupy public areas such as the park or outside the sweet shop where the roadmen devour the lowly priced synthetic confectionary. It is also the best shopping area for the low income families which the roadmen are brought up in. Speaking of which, the the common roadman will establish a unique bond with the local corner shop owner which is often visible through the mutual use of the title 'bossman' when communicating with one another.

Oh hes a proper roadman isnt he?
Yeah bruv, mans a roadman cuz

by Mr Ass. August 4, 2022

Roadlizerd

A Roadlizerd is the rubber from a trie that's serrated from the tire it self .you see them on the road usely from big rigs.

Man did u see that Roadlizerd

by Master of trades slave to no September 4, 2022

Roadlizerd

A Roadlizerd is the rubber from a trie that's serrated from the tire it self .you see them on the road usely from big rigs.

Man did u see that Roadlizerd

by Master of trades slave to no September 4, 2022