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Post-Thrash

Synonym to groove metal that references the genre's background in thrash metal.
Chaos A.D. is my favorite post-thrash record.
by Gucciandmoneyz October 5, 2025
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crush post

When you run across another gushy definition for a first name and it's obvious that someone only posted that because they're crushing on a person with said name.
Justin:

So sexy! Amazing! (etc.) More crush posting following...
by Heironymous Bosche May 23, 2011
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jimmy posting

When a fellow named Jimmy fakes several instances of prom with false female dates.
Did you hear prom was canceled this year?
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.

Hey Jimmy, you free for pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, you know I'm always up for jimmy posting.
by epicgamer9000xd May 26, 2021
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post-swat "seeing red"

Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.
Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.
by QuacksO June 28, 2019
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Post Nut Charity

when you donate to a sketchy charity without realizing it, but you find out later that you truly, most certainly, fucked up.
I donated to Kids Wish Network and I hit Post Nut Charity
by iminhellplshelpahhh December 28, 2024
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Post-breakup

When you feel like shit after ending a relationship, whether it be platonic or romantic. When you realize that you could do a lot better but still miss a person whose absence feels like a void in your soul. When you replay all of your memories searching for a reason to feel sad, that reason being them. When you start going out again to the same places. When you think about how your self-worth doesn't depend on someone else. When you start hoping for something new and decide to go for it.
Penny: I'm going through a post-breakup right now :<

Jason: aw man, that really sucks! is there anything I can do for you?

Penny: I wish I didn't feel like this, but I've been in post-breakup ever since my first one, they just keep adding up. :'o
by icky_crown December 13, 2021
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National Don’t Post LeBron Day

November 12th is a day that no matter what you can’t post LeBron that day or it violates the day.
“Dude are you making a post about LeBron?”

Yeah why?”

“It’s National Don’t Post LeBron Day dude you can’t!”

Oh shit my bad bro.”
by chiefhub November 2, 2021
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