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pissed like tika

The act of getting so furious, you'll kick babies, throw records, and scream obscenities at whoever comes near you. Possibly followed up by the "Tika Charge". Generally fueled by either copious amounts of Jagermeister and/or Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Wholly shit guy. She's totally pissed like Tika. You better get the fuck outta here before she goes postal on you.
by Random Raver May 1, 2008
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Piss-Pants Funny

The Act of Something or Someone being in the State of Such Concentration and Hilarity, That they have an Involuntary Eruption of Urine; To the Effect that their Pants are Completely and Utterly Soaked in Their own Urine.
"Mitch Hedberg was Piss-Pants Funny!"
"Dude, That guy Falling down the Stairs was Bad, But Piss-Pants Funny."
Man, Yo Momma is So Ugly, She's Piss-Pants Funny..."
by TheLaughsOnUs April 21, 2011
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Piss-stain graffiti

Piss-stain graffiti is graffiti that is sprayed on someone else's property. It always lacks creativity and is sprayed for the purpose to look cool in front of your friends. It won't make you look cool, but it will make you an asshole.
Poser: Hey dude, check out what I tagged last night!

Normal kid: You fuck-up that's piss-stain graffiti!

*Poser gets beat by the normal kid*
by brotato4881 May 10, 2010
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Pisses my jorts

An alternative to that grinds my gears. Which is used to describe something that makes you a bit mad or aggravate
Hey did you see how it the video kept pausing?

Yeah. Yknow what, that really pisses my jorts!
by Anonymous gay June 5, 2018
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Pissing on your shoes

When you put your trust in someone and then they shit on you from a serious height.
That girl cheats on you all the time dude, she’s constantly pissing on your shoes.
by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019
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Shit n piss

When you pee on your asshole while shitting to keep your turd cutter clean
Hey I gotta go shit n piss, Emily's coming over later to eat my ass so I need to clean up
by 37r9tueu May 3, 2019
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piss to my ear

Person 1: ”Believe it or not but I found a real diamond last night and..".
Person 2: ...”Don’t piss to my ear!"
by Thehostess April 24, 2017
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