Paul Willingham

A genuinely awesome person and a dank memester.
-Watcher of memes
-Judger of steam games
-Stabber of backs

"Paul Willingham is a dank memester."

by Badunf February 5, 2017

Paul Philippe

Perfect.

- Hi Paul Philippe, you look perfect today!
- please stop spitting facts we already know.

by Im_thicc_asf June 5, 2021

Jake Paul

The biggest retard ever. Who thinks he is rich but lets be real here he's not.

Dude, you just pulled a Jake Paul

by Lil Retard boiyo October 29, 2019

New - Paul McCartney

Don’t look at me, it’s way too soon to see what’s gonna be, don’t look at me, all my life I never knew, what I could be, what I could do, Then we were new ooooooooooooooooooooo

You came along, and made my life a song, one lucky day, you came along just in time well I was searching fora rock, you came along then we were new. We can do what we want we can live as we choose: you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to loose don’t look at me, I can’t deny the truth. It’s plain to see don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do, then we were new ooooooooooooo
We can do what we want we can live as we choose you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to lose
Don’t look at me it’s way too soon to see what’s gonna be don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do then we were new oooooooooooooo
Then we were new
Now we are new

This song makes you feel like a fookin tortoise

It’s a song, you don’t sing songs in sentences

Arthur: hey lad
Me: *sings new - Paul McCartney*
It’s a great song, you should listen to it

by The ant nerd December 7, 2019

Act like paul Sataday

Act like Paul Sataday is a New Zealand spin off of the American show Saturday night live. Act like Paul Sataday however does not have structured sketchs in place like Saturday night live does, it merely has a bunch of people in a room taking cheap shots of anyone near by with the name paul were they try act like them in a sarcastic manner. Act like Paul Sataday debuted to New Zealand audiences on Tv3 earlier this year, it recieved critical success in which it scored a nine out of ten in the Tv guide. It came as a surprise to many that it had more viewers than the other most viewed show in New Zealand "Outragous Fortune". With the new show having been such a success there a rumours circulating of a new spinn off called Act like Aaron August which is set to start shooting late 2010 and is set to air in August 2011. Act like Aaron August will be all through August as opposed

Act like Paul Sataday which is only on saturday.

** Example of a sketch on Act like Paul Sataday **

Boff- Im Paul and my cars Fucked without papers.

Aaron- Im Paul and I have crabs

Brian- Ill fuckn smash you if you do that again
Aaron- Im a minge
Boff- I Have facial herpes

by Roberto Fury September 8, 2010

Paul Effect

making you want to break something sharp in half and then shoving your dick in it, shredding it to pieces

The guy I talked to gave me the paul effect.

by Mysteryperso March 2, 2025

Alexander Paul Jude Barnes

God of the Underworld.

Has come to earth to study humans. Might come across as socially awkward, but is really just struggling to fit into society.

Upon the day of reckoning, he will suck all the evil souls in this world down with him to his nether realm.

Addicted to bread.

Foot fetish.

Arch enemy is Jesús (the Mexican)

Alexander Paul Jude Barnes has been summoned and we will all be damned!

Who ate all the bread?? Curse you Alexander Paul Jude Barnes!!

by Prof. Dr. Richard Cox November 21, 2021